I went shopping and brought ten whole trifles. That's far too many to eat, so I had to find something else to do with them...

I was wearing some smooth nike poly trackies, and started to wonder how they'd feel if I filled them up with trifle.

I poured some in my underwear, then slowly keep adding more and more trifles inside my tracksuit bottoms.

I even put a whole trifle inside my cap and smash that on my head, making sure that anything that falls off ends up getting mushed inside my trackiess with the rest. And they're tucked into my socks to hold that big slimy mess inside.