You might have noticed in that first picture that my trackies already appear to be leaking a liquid of sorts that's a trifle that got poured in my pants on the way back from the shop

Plenty more messy substances were bought ready to get poured all over me--real cream pies, chocolate trifle, chocolate milk, foam, slime...

Watch my red, white and blue Nike woven tracksuit get completely destroyed! It certainly didn't survive this amazing messy session.